Fat Bottomed Girls - we make the rocking world go round

Sun, 31 May 2009 11:53:33 GMT

so I'm sat in the sun using my mum's laptop, supposedly getting coursework done. but it's boring so I thought I'd give you all a lovely little update!

Nanna and grandad are well, grandad goes into hospital next week for his first op of the year, but it is only minor surgery and if he's lucky he will be out in a day so thats not too bad. My mum has buggered off to Cyprus for a week, where the coolest it has been so far is 22 degrees in the evening. I've managed to finish and type 3 coursework pieces in 2 days, and have got 2 pieces left to do today, if I can be bothered!
It's Cal's birthday tomorrw, he'sold ass will be 24! Got him a few bits and bobs, and a DragonBall cake so I'm sure he will be happy. Going to spend a few days out and about together next week as we are both off work, probs go for a few days out in Lincoln or York or maybe even to a safari park or something, havent really decided yet, we're gonna see what the weathers like and how much we want to spend, coz we're saving for a holiday in Septmeber seems as we're not goin to any festivals this year, which I'm well gutted about. =(

College is nearly finished for the year! Apparently tomorrow is hand in day for everything, however the tutors got a few pieces ofcoursework that i handed in and havent had back, so with the ammendments I assume it will be the week after. Have decided not to bith pushing for the distinction, because firstly the weather is too nice to stay inside once the laptop battery dies, and i only need a pass to get onto the second part of the course in Septmeber. Obviously, a distinction would be better, but once I have a degree in the subject, these grades won't mean much anyway. Also, hoping to hear back from some care home places, for new employment, and despite the fact this certificate is equivilant to an NVQ 2, I'll still havr to take my NVQ anyway, so thats a bit gay. Oh, and the distinction for this unit makes absoltely no sense to me as i wasnt at college on the day it was set, so dont really have much of a clue about what its meant to include, other than the little information i managed to get from Liv. Which was basically all that was written on the marking card, so not that much help at all really! Grrrr.

And thats it now, gonna get the coursework done so I can scoff down some BBQ chow later on! Woop woop!

she's baaaaaccckkkkk

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:14:09 GMT

Well, it would seem that a certain someone's ex is back on the GY scene now. As of last Friday, in fact. There's been no contact as of yet, which is fine by me, although I would very much like to know whether she thinks she can just pop back in to his life or if she will shut up and leave alone, and also if she is back for good, as I dont know if it's another holiday trip or if its a permenant thing. Hmmmmm.....

gutted

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:02:51 GMT

so my cat Gizmo had 4 kittens on Saturday night.

1 black one which we called Shadow was still born =(
1 black one with ginger tigerlike stripes which we called Felix
1 ginger one which we called Scully and
1 tortioseshell one which we called Mulder.

So she sat on Felix on Sunday night and killed him/her =( Gutted coz I wanted to keep it.
Then today she has completely lost interest in Mulder and Scully so they've died too now and I had a little cry and everything. They're just so tiny and helpless and I just feel dead sad, even though they are only 2 days old they were so cute and awwww and its a bit gay, but I suppose Gizmo really is too young to be a mummy anyway, its just sad knowing you cant really do anything about it.

And Natwest are FUCKERS! I was in arrears on my account, set up a direct debit by phone in December, they never took any cash out last month, rang them and said they'd sort it, then sent me a letter from a debt recovery agency saying I've breeched the agreement by not paying any money! I fucking dont think so, you said I need not do anymore coz you did a direct debit, dont try scamming me you CUNTS! Grrrrr.

updatey ness

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:31:34 GMT

erm, college is going well. passed my first coursework with flying colours, had excellent written on it several times woop woop!

I think I've found my wedding dress, funds permiteed. I reckon I'll have it even if I'm skint for life.

Speaking of skint, I'm already poor coz the stupid cow at the council office scammed us by saying we owed two payments when they can see on the computer that we dont pay the tax on the first coz we dont have the cash, (she rang us coz we never paid Septembers, oops) So paying that left us broke for a fortnight and now I'm too poor to go out and get twatted at the weekend. Bastards.

Luke is at Sheffield Hospital on Halloween to see the specialist about his spine. I dunno if I put on here but he has double scliosis of the spine, so its a very pronounced 'S' shape. We are waiting to see what they recommend to try and strighten it.

My Grandad is having his operation on Halloween too, it's only minor, but we're not sure if any chemo will follow as before, or if he will be in longer as he is being admitted on a Friday and because he has had complications with his last two ops.

dum di dum, engagement party plans coming on well. Looking forward to a good piss up haha.

I think thats about it. I'm boring.

Feeling soooooo much better now.....

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:13:25 GMT

.....I've started being a bit panicky about the wedding. I had no idea how we were going to afford the wedding I've always wanted, but it turns out that we could quite easily save and budget for 8000 pounds. Soooo, considering that the church shouldnt be more than a grand, and the reception about 2, maybe 3 if we have a sit down meal at some point, then that leaves around 4-5 left for everything else! To be honest, I can't see a wedding around GY costing that much. I could be proven wrong, I mean there's bound to be something that I haven't thought of which will cost a bomb, but still, even if the church costs more, or the reception, it can't be by that much can it? I know St. James is really expensive, but I'd rather not get married there anyway. I know that we need to spend extra on moving the banns if we aren't getting married in our local parish ( which I refuse to do, because I dont want our pics to look like we got married at a prison, and I don't want tramps and strange people with Wilkos bags sticking their heads in our pictures either) Ahhh man I don't know.

I just think that 8 grand is a pretty damned sufficient amount to get the wedding of my dreams!

Which makes me happier. Although knowing my look something or someone will burst my bubble. But until then, happy faces! =)

To those who don't yet know.....

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:19:09 GMT

.... on Sunday night Calum proposed to me! Soooooo, I'm getting married! =D

We both know that we haven't been together all that long a time, but tbh, it's what we both want and we're not really bothered if people think that way. Everyone we have told so far are just really happy for us, so if anyone is gonna be negative, well fuck them! I got a shiny diamond on my finger on Tuesday, it;s absolutely stunning! And yeah, thats some big news!

Also, I've had HICA on the phone, practically begging me to have an interview with them. But I'm not interested anymore because I have enrolled back at college. I'm doing my BTEC 1st Certificate in Health and Social Care, and I intend to stay on next year and make it a diploma. After that, I would love to do a degree, but I can't really make my mind up on what. I've narrowed it down to Mental Health Nursing or Mental Health Studies, or a Social Work/Care degree. I'm hoping that the course I do will help me decide which side I find most interesting and then I can do my degree on that. So thats pretty exciting too. But going back to college has made me realise that the job I have is rather cushty, I get paid a rather good wage for what I actually do, and the boss man is like, "No problem, just tell me if you need anything" so he' s sorting out me leaving early on a Monday, because my course is 6-9, and I'm meant to work til 6:30! But he said that'll be fine. Woop. Soooo, I'm FINALLY sorting my life out!

Took me long enough! lol

Big Massive Oops .....

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:18:40 GMT

I am a very very very clever girl. Clever enough to crash my car last night anyway. The van has minimal damage to it, my car is a bi battered at the front but everyone left ok, no injuries so all is good. Been told not to claim liability, but it's kinda difficult not to when I drove into the side of him. Oops. So, my pretty car looks abit battered at the moment. I creid lots and shook worse than an advanced Parkinsons sufferer. Twas not one of my best weeks. Hopefully next one will be better.

On the plus side, my grandad got discharged from hospital this afternoon! Yaaaaay!

xx

Really, really shit

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:21:58 GMT

So, my Grandad got admitted into hospital again today. He's been put in isolation on A1, which isn't the best thing to happen in the world. And to make it better, the doctors aren't 100% sure what the problem is. The one thing that both doctors that have seen have agreed on is that they may need to operate, and if so it is likely that they will transfer him to Hull or Sheffield hospital because he is such a high risk patient. Blargh. Erm, his heart rate will not regulate, his temperature is really quite high, and in general, it sucks donkey.

dum di dum ...... Luke had the X-rays on his spine today, he had 3 in total and will get the results back from them in a weeks time so hopefully that will be better news.

And thats about it really ......

Upset =(

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:18:40 GMT

I dont like getting all upset and worried, but I'm feeling a lot of both at the moment.
I probably have no real reason too, and I'm sure everything will be just fine and dandy but it's still a bit shit.
Anyway, it's all coz my lil bro (Luke, not Adam) has got to go to hospital for an X-ray on his spine. Mum took him to the doctors for a cream for the acne on his back and whilst the doc was there he noticed that he has a curvature to the top of his spine, to the extent that it almost seems like a hump. Sooooo, the docs getting him booked in asap, and they'll hopefully be able to sort it. But it's still shit coz he's my lil bro and I should look after him but there's nothing I can do. But it's never a good sign when the docs say that "there's definately something wrong here, and it could be severe".... is it? No. Stupid doctors. Say nice things, like "It'll be A-OK" and then give a smile and some thumbs up. Prick.

So yeah, I'm a lil concerned at the moment. Not nice. Oh, and I hate hate HATE my job. IT. SUCKS. DONKEY.

Woop!

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:01:15 GMT

Wooooooop! Hopefully booking my holiday tomorrow, and it looks like I shall be going to Jamaica! Oh yeeeeah xx

Grrrr

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:44:20 GMT

Why o fucking WHY can't I find holidays for next year in somewhere other than fucking Tenerife.
I am not going to facking SPAIN, I'm going somewhere far away so I don't have to worry and BLLAAAAAH I can't book one online. So I cant get any ideas for prices. ANNOYING MUCH?!

God I need sleep ......

Wooooooot

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:13:48 GMT

I'm going to see Lee Evans in Sheffield in September =)

Wahoooo!

In other news all is well

xx

Whaaaaat we neeeeeeed is a great biga melting pot .......

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:22:30 GMT

Ahhhh man, I've just come back from a Boyzone gig with my mummy dearest and oh how I love those 5 guys! Maaaan I wish I was 13 again when it was cool to know the dance moves to a Different Beat, and not just sad *le sigh*

Poowy sick :(

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:12:07 GMT

I'm proper miffed! I've got a severe kidney infection and it means I couldn't get hammered with Kitty and it put me on a general downer, although I have progressed on Guitar Hero 3 now lol

WOW!

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:05:05 GMT

Foo Fighters are every bit as amazing live as can be expected! It was an amazing gig. probably the best I've been to. I *heart* Foo Fighters!

Um, yeah, thats about it.

*end*

xx

awwwww, I got commitment for my present!

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:33:45 GMT

So, I have been a trifle naughty and opened my birthday presents from Cal a lil bit early, but he said it was ok, and the way I see it, I prolly won't be here to open them on Thursday morning so it's ok. lol. Anyway, I got some champagne truffles and a Mr. Krabbs toy (yaaaaaaaay!) and I got a toothbrush to keep at his hoose! A TOOTHBRUSH! I can believe it, out of all the pressies he got me I am most impressed by that! Well, I haven't been for my meal yet lol, but thats commitment right there! :D Am so happy and luvved up it's ace! I like this feeling muchly :)

Anyhoo, my birthday is on THURSDAY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Can't wait, gonna be ace. Dont like the getting old bit but getting wrecked sounds good to me, and that means I'll be in Sheffield very shortly too :D Good times!

Am sleepy again now, just took Cal to work, stupid maccies and a 5 am start for staff. Grrrrrrrrrrr.

Love yas all dearly

xx

OMFG! I'm going to breathe the same air as a GOD!

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:18:00 GMT

I love Dave n Chloe to bits. They managed to get their hands on 4 tickets to the best gig ever in Sheffield on November 12th. Oh yes they bloody well have, which means Beximoo over here *points at self* is only off to bloody see the FOO FIGHTERS!

ohmysweetfuckingbejezus! I cant believe it, I'm hated by soooo many people right now! :D It's a good feelin lol.

*SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Updatey - ness

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:08:22 GMT

Heylo there people. So , um, yeah ... went to Leeds Festival yesterday which was good. Although I gotta admit it was no Download, it was on a much smaller scale than I expected and I had piss thrown on me (yeuck!) but it was still a pretty enjoyable experience. My new fave band has to be Eagles of Death Metal. The front man was amazing and I swear am in love with those guys.

My fave band is a hard choice between Pigeon Detectives, Bloc Party and Biffy Clyro. They were all amazing, spesh Biffy when they played Folding Stars, it was just awesome!

So, yeah, been to the beach for a bit today, went for a meal at the Hainton with the family, got 5 stars on Monkey Wrench and Killing in the Name of on medium on Guitar Hero 2. Which, by the way, everyone should own coz it's the best game in the whole fucking world!

Right thats me about done for now I think, am off for snuggles coz am at Calums house :)

Hope everyone is ok and all that jazz

xx

Fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:13:23 GMT

Had a fabby time at the Barge last night! Good fun and a fair few cocktails and shots meant that I was slightly *cough cough* intoxicated! :) Had a good giggle though with Kitty Kat and co and also Calum :D It was all gooooooood!

My Leeds ticket turned up today! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! :D I'm so excited I just can't wait. It's gonna rule!

Oh, and my hairs now got a red chunk at the front coz my colour was fading so bad so I redid it yesterday. I love it!

Hope everyones good! :)
xx

yay! :D

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 22:12:20 GMT

So, I'm a bit all over the shop at the moment! Here's a quick show of things .....

Good:
Me and Calum are back on! Cuddles for me :D
Been out loads and had a jolly good time catching up with peeps
Going out tomorrow night and can't wait!
Going to Leeds in under 3 weeks!

Bad:
Not getting on with Tom
Mum not 100%
Not catching up with everyone that I want to
Car tax due at end of month :(

Thats about everything really. Am soooooo boring!

take care, love ya all
xx

So. Damn. Confuddled!

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:06:47 GMT

I just don't get men?! I really don't! I spent most of last night wasted and crying over Calum.He doesn't deserve my tears but I was ridiculously upset and even more ridiculously drunk, so it happened. Anyway, drunk texting ensued and he's proper fucking with ma head. He says he likes me and fancies me and all that crap but he doesn't want to be in a relationship with me coz he's got feelings for his ex and it feels wrong and he feels guilty when we are together. It's bullshit, you either like someone or you don't. And then when you finish with them BY TEXT (!) for said bullshit excuse but still wanna be mates and still welcome round his house and all that kinda stuff ..... just BAH! I can't get my head round it at all!

Oh, and then today he was asking if I was hungover and we got talkin on MSN and he was like, d'ya fancy coming over? HELLO?! You dumped me 2 days ago and now you want me to come and talk with ya? That's fucked up! Then when I said that if I went round it'd be later on he was dead cold, "oh it don't matter, you've missed out now?!" WTF?! Make ya mind up! But like a fool I went round because I want him soooooo bad, even more so now because I can't have him, and we had a good time.

He says that I'm dead fun to be around and a laugh and dead nice, but he doesn't wanna be with me? But it's good to just call me or text me when he wants sex? No it fucking ain't ok but dammit I'm so weak willed I'll do it. And that just hurts me even more, coz now I really am being used.

Fucked up confuddled mixed messages! Tis GAY!

Men. Bah!

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:51:32 GMT

I'm never mentioning any relationshi I have from now on with a guy on this thing. I swear there is some sort of lj curse which plague me.

Um, yeah, this might be a bit of a rant. Me and Calum have split up. Not even one fucking week into our "proper relationship" and it's over. Yet despite the short time am totally gutted and roaring. For some reason I thought things were going well but as it turns out he's still in love with his ex (he hasn't acually told me this, am just reading between the lines) and I just can't compete. He told me that his head says one thing and his heart another. He felt guilty about us. Bearing in mind he and his ex split up 4 months ago and she lives in Cyprus. I just feel so shit and used and cant stop fucking crying! It's so fucking lame.

Everyone says I was too good, I could do better and that I'll find someone 'coz am the puppys nuts, but all I really want is him and his cuddles :( I don't want someone else, not when he was such a kind bloke that made me feel safe,secure and confident in myself. We only just broke up, and more to the point we've only just got together really, but it hurts so bad.

Am off to sob some more, maybe eat some chocolate, watch Labyrinth and plan a killer outfit to go out in tomorrow night so I look fucking stunning.

I will get over this.

In good news, it ain't a full weekend ticket but me and Paul are going to the Sunday at Leeds festival! Sqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!
x

New hair!

Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:07:19 GMT

Long time no update.
I didn't win those Leeds tickets, so I MAY have to resign myself to not going this year, although when there's a will there's a way!

In other news, I'm seeing someone new! His name's Calum and altho it's still early days I'd like to be able to say that things are going well :) I get huggles so am happy!

And in even better news, I gave myself a right cool hair do today! Me mam hates it, but most people love it, and I think it's fan - fucking - tastic! It's all black apart from 2 flashes/chunks at the front near my sweepy - fringe bit which were meant to be "intense red" and came out bright pink! Loving it tho, and as soon as I've got a pic al put it up. I loooooove my new hair!

And I have the coolest pair of Converse ever! They sooooo pwetty I love them very much indeed.

Thats all from me, here's looking at you kid!

xx

plz let me win!

Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:08:52 GMT

Just bidded for 3 day plus camping tix for leeds ..... plz let me win!

ARCTIC freaking MONKEYS!

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:48:43 GMT

*dies*

I'm still not over the awesome-ness of the gig, it's the best gig I've been to, they even beat Korn and Linkin Park at Download. I mean, they were amazing, but wow! Monkeys = kick ass!

The set was so crude, but in a really cool way, it felt real intimate. And they just launched straight into it, got the crowd going crazy! They even had to stop halfway through Brianstorm - which was the second fucking song! It was that crazy! Some guyhad his head cut open, people were passing out, some VERY fit guy had his tooth knocked out (who I later snogged when the bleeding stopped and I found him again later in the set) and I lost my damn shoe! I was in the crowd a few rows from front and my bag got caught and as I pulled it back I fell on my arse and my shoe went flying! I never got it back either, I spent almost all of the gig with only one shoe! :S But it was never trodden on! And Paul (the guy I went with) even found me a replacement.... admitedly it wasn't MY shoe, but when it's raining outside and they were the only shoes you took with you, it was appreciated!

And they sound so good! Exactly like the album. People were telling me I'd be let down by this big anti climax but it was AMAZING! We were warned that they don't do encores but we got a 3 song one! They sang Plastic Tramp which is there next single and fab, then 505 n finished with A Certain Romance! It was just the dogs bollocks, it really was! And Wales is great! I snogged 5 guys, and that was just while the Monkeys were on! I like being single at gigs!

By the time I found Paul and we'd pissed ourselves laughing at justhow minging we looked and the fact that I was wearing one black flattie and one leopard print flattie, we got some food and lit up whilst trying to find a taxi rank which was difficult! Then when we finally got o the hotel we went into the bar, which was full of all these smartly dressed people and in we walk, a lil high,sweaty as fuck andme in my odd shoes! We got a few beers then fucked off upstairs for the best and most needed shower of my life before going back downstairs for another "wander" and then headed back to the room to chill, drink a few more beers and watch 2 pints of lager. It was quality!

Ahh, it was so damn amazing! I can't believe it! I'VE SEEN THE ARCTIC MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!

*insert much more squeeage here*

Hope you guys are all good, I have other reasons to be soooooooo happy too, which I'm gonna share with you all either later tonight or at some other time, and I'll also post the set list.

June has been the best month EVER!
Love n hugs
Me xx